10 Words Women Use
By Pastor Burgos
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in Fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It !
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how much and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: She is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're
welcome and walk slowly away. (I want to add in a clause here - This is
true, unless she says, "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is
not thanking you at all. (DO NOT say, "you're welcome" ... that will
bring on a "whatever").
(8) Whatever: This is her way of telling you that you have made a mistake.
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
(10) You said: This is when a woman comes out with a transcript of every
word and comment you’ve ever made. She never forgets! – Run!
女性十大口頭禪
文/ 湯姆•布爾戈斯牧師
1、Fine.（好吧。）
當女人覺得她是對的而你該閉嘴的時候，她經(jīng)常會用這個詞來結(jié)束爭吵。
2、Five minutes.（五分鐘就好。）
如果她正在換衣服，其含義是半小時。如果她給你5分鐘的時間看球賽然后幫她整理房間的時候，那么5分鐘就是5分鐘而已。
3、Nothing.（沒什么。）
這是暴風(fēng)雨前的平靜。其通常意味著事情將變得糟糕。兩性之間的爭吵通常以“沒什么”開頭，以“好吧”結(jié)尾。
4、Go ahead.（往下說。）
這是一種激將法，而不是準許。千萬不要那么干！
5、Loud Sigh（大聲嘆氣）
它通常是被男性誤解的一種非言語表達。大聲嘆氣意味著她認為你是“小白”，而且奇怪她為什么會站在那里浪費時間與你白費口舌。（請參照第三條“沒什么”）
6、That's Okay.（還好。）
女人對男人所能說出的最危險的話之一就是that's okay。“還好”意味著她在報復(fù)你所做過的事之前要好好地想上一段時間。從某種程度上來說，你很快就會碰到非常大的麻煩了。
7、Thanks.（謝謝）
當她說謝謝時，不用懷疑，也不用暈倒。你只需說“不用謝”，然后慢慢走開。（這里我想多說一句。這是真的，除非她說“多謝”。這就完全是挖苦了，她并不是在感謝你。這時千萬不要說“不用謝”，否則將導(dǎo)致“你什么意思”。）
8、Whatever.（你什么意思。）
這是她告訴你已經(jīng)犯錯的方式。
9、Don't worry about it, I got it.（別擔(dān)心，我知道了。）
這是另一種危險陳述。通常是女人已多次告知男人要做某事，但此時卻是她自己在做。稍后男人便會問“怎么了？”女人對此的反應(yīng)請參閱第三條。
10、You said:（這是你說的）
當她宣布你曾說過某話時就會來這一句。她不是那么輕易會忘記的！快閃！
