墨菲法則
“墨菲法則”、“派金森定理”和“彼德原理”并稱為二十世紀(jì)西方文化中最杰出的三大發(fā)現(xiàn)。它源于1949年，一名叫墨菲的美國空軍上尉工程師，發(fā)現(xiàn)：假定你把一片干面包掉在地毯上，這片面包的兩面均可能著地。但假定你把一片一面涂有一層果醬的面包掉在地毯上，常常是帶有果醬的一面落在地毯上（麻煩）。換一種說法：如果某件事有可能變壞的話，這種可能就會(huì)成為現(xiàn)實(shí)。這就是墨菲法則。它的適用范圍非常廣泛，它揭示的了一種獨(dú)特的社會(huì)及自然現(xiàn)象。它的極端表述是：如果壞事有可能發(fā)生，不管這種可能性有多小，它總會(huì)發(fā)生，并造成最大可能的破壞?！?/span>
-- 墨菲法則摘錄
If anything can go wrong, it will。
如果事情還能更糟的話，它會(huì)的。
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong。
在現(xiàn)實(shí)生活中，沒有什么事情是永遠(yuǎn)正確的。所以，如果每件事都在朝好的方向發(fā)展……一定出問題了。
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious。
愚蠢是不可避免的，因?yàn)橛薮捞挥袆?chuàng)造力了。
Nothing is as easy as it looks
沒什么事情像看上去一樣簡(jiǎn)單。
Everything takes longer than you think
每件事總比你估計(jì)的要多花點(diǎn)時(shí)間
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first
每當(dāng)你準(zhǔn)備做什么的時(shí)候，總有些別的事你得先做了。
Every solution breeds new problems
每個(gè)解決辦法都會(huì)衍生出新的問題。
The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance
文件的可讀性和它的重要性是成反比的。
The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
面包往下掉的時(shí)候，抹了白脫一面沖下的概率和地毯的價(jià)值成正比。
You will always find something in the last place you look
東西總是在你最后去找的地方被發(fā)現(xiàn)。
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墨菲法則
二
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
聽之任之的話，事情一般不會(huì)向好的方向發(fā)展。
After you bought a replacement for something you\'ve lost and searched for everywhere, you\'ll find the original
在你丟了東西到處找不到并買了新的后，你就會(huì)找回原來丟了的那樣。
The other line always moves faster
你旁邊的車道總是比你這條走得快些。
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly
每次演示給修理工看電器如何不正常運(yùn)作時(shí)，它都干得挺好。
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it
建立一個(gè)連傻瓜都會(huì)用的系統(tǒng)的話，一般只有傻瓜才會(huì)去用。
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
每個(gè)人都有套沒法運(yùn)作的致富計(jì)劃。
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there
在任何等級(jí)制度中，每個(gè)獨(dú)立個(gè)體都會(huì)遷升到力所不能及的職務(wù)，然后就呆在那兒了。
The better you know the amount of ill luck that will strike you,
the worse you know when this will happen
你越清楚厄運(yùn)的危害，你越不知道它什么時(shí)候降臨。
Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone
你最好的分?jǐn)?shù)一定是你一個(gè)人玩的時(shí)候得到的。
He who angers you controls you, there-fore you have no control over your anger
都是那些讓你憤怒的人控制你，所以你沒法控制你的憤怒。
No matter how hard you try, you cannot push a string
不管你怎么努力，你不能推一根繩子。
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墨菲法則
三
Murphy\'s Law Current Revision
Any thing that can go wrong, HAS Already Gone Wrong!
You just haven\'t been notified
墨菲法則現(xiàn)代版：
如果事情還能更糟的話，它已經(jīng)有那么糟了，只是你沒發(fā)覺罷了。
all good things come to those who wait...
but , don\'t wait too long or they will pass you by...
like 2 ships that pass in the night...
never again to return that same exact site
好事情總是為等待它們的人來臨，但是，不要等太久，它們會(huì)擦肩而過，就像兩艘夜航的船，再也回不到本可以相逢的那個(gè)剎那。
No degree of acceptance can ever change the facts
沒有任何限度的接受可以改變現(xiàn)實(shí)。
Beauty is only skin deep, fashion even shallower
如果美貌是膚淺的話，時(shí)髦連汗毛都沒沾上。
A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite
一個(gè)沒有價(jià)值觀和做人標(biāo)準(zhǔn)的人是不可能成為偽君子的。
Don\'t let go of something until you have a hold of something else
不管是西瓜還是芝麻，沒撿到前別把手里的扔了。
It takes forever to learn the rules and once you\'ve learned them they change again
規(guī)則不容易掌握，一旦掌握了，規(guī)則又變了。
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds,
the pessimist fears this is true
樂觀主義者聲稱相比前生和來世，我們生活的世界是最好的，悲觀主義者就怕這是真的。
You will find an easy way to do it, after you\'ve finished doing it
你總能找出一個(gè)更便捷的方法，在你已經(jīng)做完這件事以后。
The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo
風(fēng)永遠(yuǎn)不順著你的發(fā)型吹。
Window polishing: It\'s always on the other side
擦窗法則：不干凈的老是在另一面。
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墨菲法則
四
Anyone who isn\'t paranoid simply isn\'t paying attention
沒有得妄想癥的人普遍注意力不集中。
Whenever you cut your finger nails, you find a need for them an hour later
每次剪了指甲后沒多久，就有用得著它們的地方。
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn\'t have to do it himself
對(duì)一個(gè)不需要自己來做的人來說，沒有什么是不可能的。
Probabilities serve only and exclusively to determine the degree of improbability of the catastrophes that actually take place
概率，也只有概率，是用來解釋為什么不大可能發(fā)生的災(zāi)難發(fā)生了。
Two wrongs don\'t make a right. It usually takes three or four
錯(cuò)錯(cuò)不會(huì)得對(duì)。一般要錯(cuò)上個(gè)三四次才行。
If the truth is in you* **vor no one will believe you
如果真相對(duì)你有利，沒人會(huì)信你。
The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits
天才和愚蠢的區(qū)別是天才有它的局限性。
Those who don\'t take decisions never make mistakes
不做決定的人是不會(huì)犯錯(cuò)的。
Murphy\'s Metalaw
Knowing Murphy\'s Law will never help
墨菲星際法則：知道墨菲法則不會(huì)帶來任何幫助。
Everything that could possibly go wrong for anyone else always seems to happen to you
那些誰碰上都倒霉的事兒老是在你身上應(yīng)驗(yàn)。
The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible
排在你前面的人總是有最復(fù)雜的手續(xù)要辦。
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墨菲愛情法則
一
A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken
一個(gè)好女人或者好男人就像泊車位一樣，好的都給占了。
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero
智慧和相貌以及可行性的乘積是個(gè)常量，而這個(gè)常量總是為零。
Money can\'t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position
錢不能買到愛情，但毫無疑問它的份量可以影響杠桿的平衡。
*** takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble
性愛只需要最短的時(shí)間就能帶來最多的麻煩。
No matter how many times you\'ve had it, if it\'s offered take it, because it\'ll never be quite the same again
不管你曾經(jīng)擁有了多少次，如果還有的話，接受吧，因?yàn)槊看味际遣煌摹?/span>
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is
如果令你難以置信的話，你最好還是別信。
When a man\'s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him
當(dāng)一個(gè)男人的妻子學(xué)會(huì)去理解她丈夫的時(shí)候，她一般不再聽他怎么說了。
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can\'t stand years later
某個(gè)男人最吸引某個(gè)女人的品質(zhì)也就是多年后那個(gè)女人所不能容忍的。
*** is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won\'t either
性愛是遺傳的。如果你父母從來沒有過，那你也不會(huì)有的。
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden
在花園里造成麻煩的不是樹上的蘋果，而是那雙在地上的腳。
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墨菲愛情法則
二
Before you find your handsome prince, you\'ve got to kiss a lot of frogs
在發(fā)現(xiàn)你的英俊王子之前，你已經(jīng)吻過了無數(shù)只青蛙。
There may be some things better than ***, and some things worse than ***. But there is nothing exactly like it
有些東西可能比性愛好，有些東西可能比性愛差，但沒有一樣?xùn)|西是像性愛那樣的。
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon
如果把用在研究女人胸部的精力放在航天計(jì)劃上的話，我們或許已經(jīng)在月球上練攤兒了。
Love is a matter of chemistry, *** is a matter of physics
愛是化學(xué)反應(yīng)，性是物理反應(yīng)。
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
愛過了，失去了，好過愛也沒愛過。
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn\'t
女人永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)忘了那個(gè)她曾經(jīng)可以擁有的男人；男人永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)忘了那個(gè)他沒可能擁有的女人。
It is better to be looked over than overlooked
匆匆一瞥好過目中無人。
Don\'t do it if you can\'t keep it up
不能繼續(xù)下去的話，最好還是別做。
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
愛，是一種錯(cuò)覺，讓你認(rèn)為某個(gè)女人不同于另一個(gè)。
If you\'re heart is broken, sweep up the pieces.
There will always be someone who will want to put it back together
如果你的心碎了，把碎片收拾起來。這世上總會(huì)有人想要把它補(bǔ)好。
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