| 男人和女人之間的計(jì)算公式! |
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 精明的男人 + 精明的女人 = 浪漫 精明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 私通 愚蠢的男人 + 精明的女人 = 婚姻 愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 懷孕 購(gòu)物數(shù)學(xué) [SHOPING MATHEMATICS] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 男人總是花兩元錢(qián)買(mǎi)他需要的價(jià)值一元的東西 A man will pay for a item he needs 女人總是花1元錢(qián)買(mǎi)她不需要的價(jià)值2元的東西 A woman will pay for a item that she doesn‘‘t need 一般方程與統(tǒng)計(jì) [GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 女人在找到一個(gè)丈夫之前總是為未來(lái)?yè)?dān)心 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband 男人在找到一個(gè)妻子之后才開(kāi)始擔(dān)心未來(lái) A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife 成功男人的標(biāo)志是: 掙的錢(qián)比他妻子花掉的還多 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend 成功女人的標(biāo)志是: 她找到了這樣一個(gè)丈夫 A successful woman is one who can find such a man 幸福 [HAPPINESS] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 要想與一個(gè)男人幸福相守, 你必須對(duì)他多一份理解少一份愛(ài) To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little 要想與一個(gè)女人幸福相守, 你必須盡量多愛(ài)她, 但絕不要試圖去理解她 To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all 長(zhǎng)壽 [LONGEVITY] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 結(jié)婚的男人比獨(dú)身的男人長(zhǎng)壽, 但結(jié)婚的男人更多的想去死 Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die 改變嗜好 [PROPENSITY TO CHANGE] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 女人嫁給一個(gè)男人, 期望著他會(huì)發(fā)生改變, 但他并沒(méi)有變化 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn‘‘t 男人娶了一個(gè)女人, 期望著她不會(huì)變化, 但她卻改變了 A man marries a woman expecting that she won‘‘t change, and she does |
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