每日開心一笑1：
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昨晚睡覺，一巴掌被老婆拍醒，問干嘛那么大力捏她？
唉，其實我是做夢在捏那種包裝塑料泡呢，有一個怎么捏都捏不破！
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每日開心一笑2：
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老婆：“老公，你從來沒說過我漂亮?！?/span>
老公：“親愛的，我答應(yīng)過你，永遠不會欺騙你的?！?/span>
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每日開心一笑3：
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一起和老婆在家做飯吃，我先吃完了我說“你待會洗一下碗氨
老婆：“你自言自語的樣子可真逗！”
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