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                             一、Father‘‘s John Hancock
            Teacher: Tom, you haven‘‘t shown your parents the examination
            papers, have you?
            Tom: Yes, I have, sir.
            Teacher: But I can‘‘t find your father‘‘s John Hancock on the papers
            at all.
            Tom: Here, sir. (showing his whipped arms to the teacher.)

            父親的親筆簽名
            老師：湯姆，你沒(méi)把你的考卷給你的父母看，是嗎?
            湯姆：不，老師，我給看了。
            老師：可是我在上面根本沒(méi)找著你父親的親筆簽名啊。
            湯姆：在這里老師。（湯姆向老師露出手臂上的鞭傷）

                     二、The Same Mother
            Billy and his brother Davy were in the same class. The teacher
            assigned them to write a composition "My Mother". Davy wrote one and
            Billy just copied it.
            On the next day the teacher asked Billy, "How is it that your
            composition is exactly the same with Davy‘‘s?"
            "we have the same mother, don‘‘t we?" replied Billy.

            同一個(gè)媽媽
            比利和他的哥哥大衛(wèi)在同一個(gè)班里上學(xué)，一天老師布置他們寫(xiě)一篇作文，題目是“我的媽媽”。大衛(wèi)寫(xiě)好后比利拿去抄了一遍。
            第二天老師問(wèn)比利：“為什么你的作文和大衛(wèi)的一模一樣？”
            比利回答說(shuō)：“我們媽媽是同一個(gè)人，不是嗎？”

                                   三、An Abstract Drawing
            One day in a drawing class, the teacher told the class to draw an
            abstract drawing.
            After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked
            at it but saw nothing, only a piece of white paper.
            "What did you draw?" said the teacher.
            "A cow eats grass," the boy answered.
            "Where is the grass?"
            "The cow has eaten it up." replied the boy.
            "Well, but where is the cow?" the teacher asked again.
            "It ate up the grass and then went away to drink water."

            一幅抽象畫(huà)
            一天美術(shù)課上，老師要同學(xué)們畫(huà)一幅抽象畫(huà)。
            一會(huì)兒工夫，一個(gè)小男孩交了他的作品，老師看了看，可上面什么也沒(méi)有，只不過(guò)是一張白紙。
            “你畫(huà)的是什么呀？”老師說(shuō)。
            “牛吃草。”孩子答道。
            “草呢？”
            “牛把它吃光了。”孩子說(shuō)。
            “那么，牛在哪兒呢？”老師又問(wèn)。
            “吃完草，牛便喝水去了。”