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父親節(jié)趣味小笑話:New and Improved 新舊大PK

New and Improved
新舊大PK

The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
小女孩坐在祖父的膝上讀故事。她時(shí)不時(shí)的從書上轉(zhuǎn)移視線抬起頭來碰到他褶皺的臉。隨后她摸摸自己的臉頰又回去摸摸祖父的。

Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"
最后她問:“爺爺,是上帝創(chuàng)造的你嗎?”

"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
“是啊,甜心?!彼卮鸬溃骸吧系酆芫们皠?chuàng)造出了我?!?/p>

"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"
“喔?!彼卮稹=又謫柕溃骸盃敔?,上帝也創(chuàng)造了我嗎?”

"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."
“是啊,當(dāng)然了寶貝?!彼蛩WC:“上帝只是不久前創(chuàng)造的你?!?/p>

"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"
“喔?!彼卮稹S址謩e感受了兩人的臉頰,邊觀察邊說:“上帝的技術(shù)越來越好了,是不?”

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