TOY STORYAll right, everyone!This is a stickup!Don't anybody move!Now empty that safe.- Money, money, money!- Stop it! Stop it,you mean old potato.Quiet, Bo Peep,or your sheep get run over!Help! Baa! Help us!Oh, no, not my sheep!Somebody, do something!Reach for the sky.Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!I'm here to stop you,One-Eyed Bart.- How'd you know it was me?- Are you gonna come quietly?You can't touch me, Sheriff.I brought my attack dogwith the built-in force field.Well, I brought my dinosaurwho eats force-field dogs.You're going to jail, Bart.Say good-bye to the wifeand tater tots.You saved the day again, Woody.You're my favorite deputy.You've got a friend in meYou've got a friend in meCome on, let's wrangle upthe cattle.When the road looksrough aheadAnd you're miles and milesfrom your nice, warm bed- Round 'em up, cowboy.- Just rememberwhat your old pal said- Boy, you've gota friend in me- Yee-haw!- Yeah, you've gota friend in me- Hey, cowboy!Some other folks might bea little bit smarter than I amBig and stronger too- Come on, Woody.- MaybeBut none of them will everlove you the way I doIt's me and you, boyAnd as the years go byOur friendship will never dieYou're gonna seeit's our destiny- You've got a friend in me- All right!- Yeah, you've gota friend in me- Score!- You've got a friend in me- Wow! Cool!- What do you think?- Oh, this looks great, Mom!- Okay, birthday boy.- We saw that at the store!I asked you for it!- I hope I have enough places.- Wow, look at that! That's so--Oh, my gosh, you got--One, two-- four. Yeah, I thinkthat's going to be enough.- Can we leave this up'til we move?- Well, sure.- We can leave it up.- Yeah!- Now go get Molly.- Your friends are goingto be here any minute.- Okay!It's party time, Woody.Yee-haw!Howdy, little lady.Somebody's poisonedthe water hole.Come on, Molly.Oh, you're getting heavy.See you later, Woody!Pull my string!The birthday party's today?Okay, everybody,coast is clear!Ages three and up.It's on my box."Ages three and up."I'm not supposed to bebaby-sitting Princess Drool.Hey, Hamm, look.I'm Picasso!- I don't get it.- You uncultured swine.What are you looking at,ya hockey puck?- Uh, hey, Sarge,have you seen Slinky?- Sir! No, sir!Okay. Hey, thank you.At ease.- Hey, uh, Slinky?- Right here, Woody.I-I'm red this time.- No, S-Slink--- Oh, well, all right.You can be red if you want.N-Not now, Slink.I got some bad news.- Bad news?- Shh, shh, shh!- Just gather everyone up for astaff meeting, and be happy.- Got it.Be happy!Staff meeting, everybody!Snake, Robot, podium, please.Hey, Etch. Draw!Oh! Got me again.Etch, you've beenworking on that draw.Fastest knobs in the West.Uh, got a staff meeting,you guys. Come on, let's go.Now, where is that-- Oh.Hey, who moved my doodle padway over here?- Uh, how're you doin', Rex?- Were you scared?Tell me honestly.I was close to being scaredthat time.Oh, I'm going for fearsome here,but I just don't feel it!I think I'm justcoming off as annoying.Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.I wanted to thank you, Woody,for saving my flock.Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.What do you say I getsomeone else to watchthe sheep tonight?Oh, yeah. I--Remember, I'm justa couple of blocks away.Come on, come on.Smaller toys up front.Hey, Woody, come on.Oh, thanks, Mike.Okay-- Oh, whoa.Step back.- For crying out loud.- Okay. Thank you.Hello. Check.That better? Great.Everybody hear me?Up on the shelf,can you hear me? Great.Okay, first item today:uh, oh, yeah--has everyone pickeda moving buddy?- What?- Moving buddy?You can't be serious.Well, I didn't know we weresupposed to have one already.- Do we have to hold hands?- Oh, yeah. You guys thinkthis is a big joke.We've only got one week leftbefore the move. I don't wantany toys left behind.A moving buddy.If you don't have one,get one!All right, next.Uh, oh, yes.Tuesday night's plasticcorrosion awareness meeting...was, I think,a big success,and we want to thank Mr. Spellfor putting that on for us.- Thank you, Mr. Spell.- You're welcome.Okay. Uh, oh, yes.One, uh, minor note here.Andy's birthday partyhas been moved to today.- Uh, next we have--- Wait a minute.- What do you meanthe party's today?- His birthday's not'til next week!- What's goin' on down there?-Is his mom losin' her marbles?-Well, obviously, she wanted tohave the party before the move.- I'm not worried.You shouldn't be worried.- Of course Woody ain't worried.-He's been Andy's favoritesince kindergarten.-Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.If Woody says it's all right,then, well, darn it,it's good enough for me.Woody has neversteered us wrong before.Come on, guys.Every Christmas and birthdaywe go through this.But what if Andy getsanother dinosaur, a mean one?I just don't think I could takethat kind of rejection!Hey, listen.No one's getting replaced.This is Andywe're talking about.It doesn't matter how muchwe're played with.What matters is that we're herefor Andy when he needs us.That's what we'remade for, right?Pardon me. I hate tobreak up the staff meeting,but they're here!- Birthday guestsat three o'clock!- Stay calm, everyone!Hey!- Uh, meeting adjourned.- Ho, boy, will you take a lookat all those presents?I can't see a thing.Yes, sir. We're next month'sgarage sale fodder for sure.- Any dinosaur-shaped ones?- Oh, for crying out loud.- They're all in boxes,you idiot.- They're getting bigger!- Wait, there's a nicelittle one over there.- Hi!- Spell: trash can.- We're doomed!All right. All right!If I send out the troops,will you all calm down?- Yes! Yes! We promise!- Okay! Save your batteries.Eh, very good, Woody.That's using the old noodle.Sergeant, establish a recon postdownstairs. Code Red!- You know what to do.- Yes, sir!All right, men.You heard him.Code Red!Repeat: we are at Code Red.Recon plan Charlie. Execute!Let's move, move,move, move, move!Okay. Come on, kids. Everyonein the living room. It's almosttime for the presents.All right, gangway, gangway.And this is how we find out...what is in those presents.Okay! Who's hungry?Here come the chips!I've got Cool Ranchand barbecue! Ow!What in the world? Oh!I thought I told himto pick these up.Shouldn't they be there by now?What's taking them so long?Hey, these guysare professionals.They're the best.Come on. They're notlying down on the job.- G-Go on without me. Just go.- A good soldier never leavesa man behind.Okay, everybody.Come on.Settle down. Now, kids.Everybody-- You sit in a circle.No, Andy. Andy, you sitin the middle there.Good. And which presentare you gonna open first?There they are.- Come in, Mother Bird.This is Alpha Bravo.- This is it! This is it!- Come in, Mother Bird.- Quiet, quiet, quiet!- All right, Andy's openingthe first present now.Mrs. Potato Head!Mrs. Potato Head!Mrs. Potato Head!- Hey, I can dream, can't I?- The bow's coming off.He's ripping the wrapping paper.It's a-- It's-- It's a--A lunch box.We've got a lunch box here.- A lunch box?- A lunch box?- For lunch.Okay, second present.It appears to be--- Okay, it's bed sheets.- Who invited that kid?Oh! Only one left.- Okay, we're onthe last present now.- Last present!It's a big one. It's a--It's a board game!Repeat: Battleship.- Yay!- Hallelujah!- Yeah, all right.- Hey! Watch it!- Sorry there, old spud head.Mission accomplished.Well done, men. Pack it up.We're goin' home.So did I tell you? Huh?Nothin' to worry about.I knew you were rightall along, Woody. Neverdoubted you for a second.Wait a minute.Oh, what do we have here?Ohh!Wait!Turn that thing back on!Come in, Mother Bird.Come in, Mother Bird.Mom has pulled a surprisepresent from the closet.Andy's opening it.He's really excitedabout this one.- Mom! What is it?- It's a huge package.Oh, get outta the--One of the kids is in the way.I can't see.It's a--It's a what?What is it?- Oh, no!- Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'llnever know what it is!- Way to go, Rex!- No, no! Turn 'em around!Turn 'em around!Oh, he's puttin' 'em inbackwards. You're-- You'reputtin' 'em in backwards!Plus is positive,minus is negative!Oh, let me!Let's go to my room, guys!Red alert! Red alert!Andy is coming upstairs!- There!- Juvenile intrusion. Repeat,resume your positions now!Andy's coming, everybody!Back to your places! Hurry!Get to your places!Get to your places!Where's my ear?Who's seen my ear?Did you see my ear?Out of my way!Here I come!Here I come! Ohh!Hey, look!Its lasers light up.- Take that, Zurg!- Quick, make a space. This iswhere the spaceship lands.And he does it back, and he doesa karate-chop action.Come on down, guys!It's time for games!- We got prizes!- Oh, yeah!- What is it?- Can you see it?- What the heck is up there?Woody, who's up therewith ya?Woody, what are youdoing under the bed?Uh, nothin'. Uh, nothin'.I'm sure Andy was just alittle excited, that's all.Too much cake and ice cream,I suppose. It's just a mistake!Well, that mistake is sittingin your spot, Woody.- Oh! Have you been replaced?- Hey, what did Itell you earlier?No one is getting replaced.Now, let's all be politeand give whatever it isup there...a nice, bigAndy's-room welcome.Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.Come in, Star Command.Star Command, come in.Do you read me?Why don't they answer?My ship!Blast! This'll takeweeks to repair.Buzz Lightyear mission log,stardate 4-0-7-2.My ship has run off courseen route to sector 12.I've crash-landedon a strange planet.The impact must've awoken mefrom hypersleep.Terrain seemsa bit unstable.No readout yetif the air is breathable.- And there seems to be no signof intelligent life anywhere.- Hello!Whoa! He-Hey! Whoa,whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Did I frighten you?Didn't mean to. Sorry.Howdy. My name is Woody...and this is Andy's room.That's all I wanted to say.And also, there has beena bit of a mix-up.This is my spot, see--the bed here.Local law enforcement.It's about time you got here.I'm Buzz Lightyear,Space Ranger,Universe Protection Unit.My ship has crash-landedhere by mistake.Yes, it is a mistake,because, you see,the bed here is my spot.I need to repairmy turbo boosters.Do you people still usefossil fuels, or have youdiscovered crystallic fusion?Well, let's see.We got double-A's.- Watch yourself!Halt! Who goes there?- Don't shoot!- It's okay. Friends.- Do you know these life-forms?Yes. They're Andy's toys.All right, everyone.You're clear to come out.I am Buzz Lightyear.I come in peace.Oh, I'm so gladyou're not a dinosaur!All right, thank you.Now, thank you allfor your kind welcome.- Say, what's that button do?- I'll show you.- Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.- Whoa!- Man!Hey, Woody's got somethinglike that. His is a pull string,only it's--- Only it sounds likea car ran over it.- Oh, yeah, but notlike this one.This is a quality sound system.Probably all copper wiring, huh?So, uh, where you from?Singapore? Hong Kong?Well, no. Actually, I-I'm--I'm stationed up in the GammaQuadrant of Sector Four.As a member of the eliteUniverse Protection Unitof the Space Ranger Corps,I protect the galaxyfrom the threat of invasion...from the evil Emperor Zurg,sworn enemy ofthe Galactic Alliance.Oh, really?I'm from Playskool.And I'm from Mattel.Well, I'm not reallyfrom Mattel.I'm actually from a smallercompany that was purchasedin a leveraged buyout.You'd think they'd neverseen a new toy before.Well, sure, look at him.He's got more gadgets on himthan a Swiss Army knife.Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please becareful. You don't want to be inthe way when my laser goes off.Hey, a laser!How come you don't havea laser, Woody?It's not a laser. It's a--It's a little light bulbthat blinks.- What's with him?- Laser envy.- All right, that's enough!Look, we're all very impressedwith Andy's new toy.- Toy?- T-O-Y. Toy!Excuse me. I-I thinkthe word you're searching foris "Space Ranger."The word I'm searching forI can't say because there'spreschool toys present.Gettin' kind of tense,aren't ya?Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear,uh, now, I'm curious.What does a Space Rangeractually do?He's not a Space Ranger!He doesn't fight evil or--or shoot lasers or fly!Excuse me.- Wow!- Oh, impressive wingspan.Very good!Oh, what? What?These are plastic.He can't fly.They are a terillium-carbonicalloy, and Ican fly.- No, you can't.- Yes, I can.- You can't.- Can.- Can't. Can't. Can't!I tell you, I could fly aroundthis room with my eyes closed!Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer,prove it.All right, then, I will.Stand back, everyone.To infinity and beyond!- Can!- Whoa!Oh, wow! You flewmagnificently!- I found my movin' buddy.- Thank you. Th-Thank you all.Thank you.That wasn't flying.That was falling with style.Man, the dollsmust really go for you.Can you teach me that?- Golly bob howdy!- Oh, shut up!No, in a couple of days,everything will be just the wayit was. They'll see.They'll see. I'm stillAndy's favorite toy.I was on top of the worldlivin' high- It was right in my pocket- Whoa!I was livin' the lifeThings were just the waythey should beWhen from out of the skylike a bombComes some little punkin a rocketNow all of a suddensome strange thingsare happening to meBuzz Lightyear to the rescue!Strange thingsAre happening to meStrange thingsStrange thingsAre happening to meAin't no doubt about itI had friendsI had lots of friendsNow all my friends are goneAnd I'm doin' the best I canTo carry on- I had power- Power- I was respected- RespectedBut not anymoreAnd I've lost the loveof the oneWhom I adoreLet me tell you 'bout itStrange thingsAre happening to meStrange thingsStrange thingsAre happening to meAin't no doubt about itStrange thingsStrange thingsOh! Finally.- Hey, who's got my hat?- Look, I'm Woody.Howdy, howdy, howdy.Ah-ha. Ah-ha!Give me that!Say there, Lizardand Stretchy Dog,let me show you something.It looks as though I've beenaccepted into your culture.Your chief Andyinscribed his name on me.Wow! With permanent ink too!Well, I must get backto repairing my ship.- Don't let itget to you, Woody.- Uh, let what?I don't, uh--What do you mean? Who?I know Andy's excitedabout Buzz,but you know he'll always havea special place for you.- Yeah, like the attic.- All right! That's it!- Unidirectional bonding strip.- Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.Listen, Light Snack,you stay away from Andy.He's mine, and no oneis taking him away from me.What are you talking about?Where's that bonding strip?And another thing: stopwith this spaceman thing!It's getting on my nerves!Are you saying you want tolodge a complaintwith Star Command?Oh-ho-ho! Okay!Ooh, well, so you wannado it the hard way, huh?- Don't even thinkabout it, cowboy.- Oh, yeah, tough guy?The air isn't toxic.How dare you open a spaceman'shelmet on an uncharted planet!My eyeballs could've beensucked from their sockets.You actually thinkyou'rethe Buzz Lightyear?Oh, all this timeI thought it was an act!Hey, guys, look!It's the real Buzz Lightyear!-You're mocking me, aren't you?-Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.- Buzz, look! An alien!- Where?Yes!Whoa!- Uh-oh.- It's Sid!- Don't move!- I thought he wasat summer camp.- They, uh, must have kicked himout early this year.- Oh, no, not Sid!Incoming!- Who is it this time?- Uh, I can't-- I can't tell.- Hey, where's Lenny?- Right here, Woody.Oh, no, I can't bearto watch one of these again.- Stay where you are!- Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.- What's going on?- Nothing that concernsyou spacemen; just us toys.I'd better take a lookanyway.Why is that soldier strappedto an explosive device?That's why-- Sid.- Hmm, sure is a hairy fellow.- No, no, that's Scud,you idiot.That is Sid.- You mean that happy child?- That ain't no happy child.He tortures toys,just for fun!Well, then, we'vegot to do something.- What are you doing?Get down from there!- I'm gonna teachthat boy a lesson.Yeah, sure. You go ahead.Melt him with your scary laser.Be careful with that.It's extremely dangerous.He's lighting it!He's lighting it!Hit the dirt!Look out!Yes! He's gone!He's history!I could've stopped him.Buzz, I would loveto see you try.- Of course, I'd loveto see you as a crater.- Yeah!- The sooner we move,the better.- Oh, what a great shot. Yeah!To infinity and beyond!Oh, all this packing makes mehungry. What would you say todinner at, uh, oh, Pizza Planet?Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!Go wash your hands,and I'll get Molly ready.- Can I bring some toys?- You can bring one toy.- Just one?- One toy?Will Andy pick me?"Don't count on it"?Ohh!Buzz! Oh, Buzz!Buzz Lightyear!Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness!We've got trouble!- Trouble? Where?- Down there. Just down there.A helpless toy!It's-- It's trapped, Buzz!Then we've no time to lose.- I don't see anything.- Uh, he's there. Just--Just keep looking.What kind of toy--- Buzz!- Buzz!- Buzz!- I don't see himin the driveway.- Did you see what happened?- I think he bouncedinto Sid's yard!- Ohh! Buzz!Hey, everyone!R.C.'s trying to say something.What is it, boy?- He's saying that thiswas no accident.- Huh?- What do you mean?- I mean Humpty-Dumptywas pushed.- No!- By Woody!- What?- What?Wait a minute. You-- You don'tthink I meant to knock Buzz outthe window, do you? Potato Head?That's Mr. Potato Head to you,you back-stabbin' murderer!Now, it was an accident,guys. Come on.Now, you-- you gottabelieve me.We believe ya, Woody.Right, Rex?Well, ye-- n--I don't like confrontations.Where is your honor, dirt bag?You are an absolute disgrace!You don't deserve to-- Hey!You couldn't handle Buzzcuttin' in on your playtime,could you, Woody?Didn't wanna face the factthat Buzz just might beAndy's new favorite toy.So you got rid of him. Well,what if Andy starts playingwith me more, Woody, huh?You're gonna knock me outof the window too?- I don't think we shouldgive him the chance.- There he is, men.- Frag him!- Let's string him upby his pull string!- I've got dibs on his hat!- Would you boys stop it?- Tackle him!- No, no, no! W-W-Wait!- Boys, stop it!- I can explain everything.- Okay, Mom, be right down.- I've gotta get Buzz.- Retreat!-Mom, do you know where Buzz is?-No, I haven't seen him.-Psst!Andy, I'm headingout the door!- But, Mom, I can't find him!- Honey, just grab someother toy. Now, come on.Okay.I couldn't find my Buzz.I know I left him right there.Honey, I'm sure he's around.You'll find him.It's too short!We need more monkeys!There aren't any more!That's the whole barrel!Buzz, the monkeysaren't working.We're formulatinganother plan!Stay calm!Oh, where could he be?- Can I help pump the gas?- Sure! I'll even let you drive.- Yeah?- Yeah, when you're 16.Yuk, yuk, yuk.Funny, Mom.Oh, great. How am Igonna convince those guysit was an accident?Buzz!Buzz! Hah! You're alive!This is great!Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved!Andy will find you here.He'll take us backto the room, and then youcan tell everyone...that this was alljust a big mistake.Huh? Right? Buddy?I just want you to knowthat even though you triedto terminate me,revenge is not an ideawe promote on my planet.- Oh. Oh, that's good.- But we're not on my planet.- Are we?- No.Okay. Come on!You want a piece of me?- Ow!- Buzz-- Buzz-- BuzzLightyear to the rescue.- Ah-ow!- Next stop--- Pizza Planet. Yeah!Andy!Wh-- Doesn't he realizethat I'm not there?I'm lost!Oh, I'm a lost toy!Buzz Lightyear mission log.The local sheriff and I seemto be at a huge refuelingstation of some sort.You!- According to mynavi-computer, the--- Shut up!- Just shut up, you idiot!- Sheriff, this isno time to panic.This is the perfect timeto panic! I'm lost!Andy is gone!They're gonna move fromtheir house in two days,and it's all your fault!My-- My fault?If you hadn't pushed me out ofthe window in the first place--Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn'tshown up in your stupid littlecardboard spaceship...and taken away everythingthat was important to me--Don't talk to meabout importance.Because of you,the security of this entireuniverse is in jeopardy!What? What are youtalking about?Right now, poised at the edgeof the galaxy, Emperor Zurg hasbeen secretly building...a weapon with thedestructive capacity toannihilate an entire planet!I alone have informationthat reveals this weapon'sonly weakness.And you, my friend, areresponsible for delaying myrendezvous with Star Command!You are a toy!You aren't the realBuzz Lightyear! You're a--Uh, you're an action figure!You are a child'splaything!You are a sad, strangelittle man, and you havemy pity. Farewell.Oh, yeah? Well,good riddance, ya loony."Rendezvous with Star Command."- Hey, gas dude!- You talking to me?- Yeah, man.- Pizza Planet?- Can you help me?- Do you know whereCutting Boulevard is?- Andy!- Just a moment.- Oh, no!I can't show my facein that room without Buzz.- Buzz! Buzz, come back!- Go away.No, Buzz, you gottacome back! I--I found a spaceship!It's a spaceship, Buzz.Come on, man, hurry up!Um, like, the pizzasare getting cold here.- Oh, yeah, Cutting Boulevard.- Yeah, yeah. Which way?Now, you're sure this spacefreighter will return...to its port of origin onceit jettisons its food supply?Uh-huh. And when weget there,we'll be able to find a wayto transport you home.-Well, then, let's climb aboard.-No, no, no, wait! Buzz! Buzz!Let's get in the back.No one will see us there.Negative. There are norestraining harnessesin the cargo area.- We'll be much saferin the cockpit.- Yeah, but--- Buzz! Buzz!- That's two leftsand a right, huh?- Yeah.- Uh, thanks for thedirections, okay?- Yeah, remember, kid--- Buzz!"It's safer in the cockpitthan the cargo bay."What an idiot.Next shuttle liftoffscheduled for T-minus30 minutes and counting.You are cleared to enter.Welcome to Pizza Planet.- The white zoneis for eating pizza--- Sheriff!Sheriff? There you are.Now, the entranceis heavily guarded.We need a way to get inside.Great idea, Woody.I like your thinkin'.You are cleared to enter.- Welcome to Pizza Planet.- Now!Quickly, Sheriff!The air lock is closing.Jones, party of five,your shuttle is now boarding--Mom, can we havesome tokens?- Ow! Watch whereyou're going!- Sorry!Nine, eight, seven, six,five, four, three,two, one.What a spaceport!Good work, Woody.- Mom, can I play Black Hole?Please, please, please!- Andy!- Oh, it's so cool!- Now, we need to find a shipthat's headed for Sector 12.Wait a minute. No, no, no, Buzz.This way! There's a specialship. I just saw it.You mean it has hyperdrive?Hyperactive hyperdriveand Astro, uh, turf!- Where is it?I-I don't see the--- Come on. That's it.Spaceship!All right, Buzz,get ready. And---Until the universe explodes!-Okay, Buzz, when I say go,we're gonna jump in the basket.Buzz!- Hey, Mom, if I eatall of my pizza,- No!- can I have some alien slime?This cannot behappening to me!- A stranger.- From the outside.- Ooh!Greetings.I am Buzz Lightyear.-I come in peace.-Tell me what it's like outside.Before your space journey,re-energize yourself witha slice of pepperoni,now boarding at counter three.This is an intergalacticemergency. I need to commandeeryour vessel to Sector 12.Who's in charge here?The claw!- The claw is our master.- The claw chooses who will goand who will stay.- This is ludicrous.- Hey, bozo, you gota brain in there?Take that!Oh, no! Sid!Get down!- What's gotten into you,Sheriff? I wa--- You are the one...- that decided toclimb into this--- Shh! The claw.It moves.I have been chosen!Farewell, my friends.I go on to a better place.Gotcha!A Buzz Lightyear?No way!- Yes!- Buzz! No!Hey!- He has been chosen.- He must go.- Hey!- You might anger the claw.- What are you doing? Stop it!- The claw! The claw!- Stop it, you zealots!- Do not fight the claw.All right!Double prizes!Let's go home and play.Sheriff, I can seeyour dwelling from here.You're almost home.Nirvana is coming.The mystic portal awaits.Will you be quiet?You guys don't get it, do you?Once we go into Sid's house,we won't be coming out!Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!Sit! Good boy.- Hey, I got somethingfor you, boy.- Freeze!Ready, set, now!Hannah! Hey, Hannah!- What?- Did I get my packagein the mail?- I don't know.- What do you mean,you don't know?I don't know.- Oh, no, Hannah!- What?- Look-- Janie!- Hey!- She's sick!- No, she's not!- I'll have to performone of my operations.- No!- Not Sid's room.Not there.- No!Sid, give her back!Sid!- Oh, no!- Mom!- We have a sickpatient here, Nurse.Prepare the O.R., stat!Patient is prepped.No one's ever attempteda double bypass...brain transplant before.Now for the tricky part.Pliers!I don't believe that man'sever been to medical school.Doctor, you've done it!Hannah!Janie's all better now.- Mom! Mom!- She's lying!Whatever she says,it's not true!We are gonna die.I'm outta here!Locked!There's gotta beanother way outta here.Uh, Buzz, was that you?Hey, hi there,little fella.Come out here.Do you know a way outta here?Bu-Bu-Bu-Buzz!They're cannibals.Mayday, mayday.Come in, Star Command.Send reinforcements.Star Command, do you copy?I've set my laserfrom stun to kill.Ah, great, great.Yeah, and if anyone attacks us,we can blink 'em to death.Hey, you guys, I thinkI found him. Buzz, is that you?Whiskers, will youget out of here!You're interferingwith a search and rescue!Look! They're home.- Mom, have you seen Woody?- Where was the last placeyou left him?- Right here in the van.- I'm sure he's there.You're just not lookinghard enough.He's not here, Mom.Woody's gone!- Woody's gone?- Yeah, boy,the weasel ran away.Huh? Huh?I told you he was guilty.Who would've thought he wascapable of such atrocities?Oh, Slink,I hope he's okay.Oh, a survivor!Where's the rebel base?Talk!I can see your willis strong.Well, we have waysof making you talk.Where are yourrebel friends now?- Sid, your Pop Tartsare ready!- All right!Are you all right?I'm proud of you, Sheriff.A lesser man would'vetalked under such torture.I sure hope thisisn't permanent.Still no word from Star Command.We're not that farfrom the spaceport.The door. It's open!We're free!- Woody, we don't knowwhat's out there!- I'll tell you wha--They're gonna eat us, Buzz!Do something, quick!Shield your eyes!It's not working.I recharged it before I left.I-It should be good for--You idiot, you're a toy!Use your karate-chop action!- Get away!- Hey! Hey! How're youdoin' that? Stop that!- Back! Back,you savages! Back!- Woody, stop it.Sorry, guys,but dinner's cancelled.There's no place like home.There's no place like home.There's no place like home!Another stunt like that, cowboy,and you're gonna get us killed.- Don't tell me what to do.- Shh!Yee-haw! Giddyap, partner!We got to get thiswagon train a-movin'!Split up!Calling Buzz Lightyear.Come in, Buzz Lightyear.This is Star Command.- Buzz Lightyear,- Star Command!- do you read me?Buzz Lightyear responding.Read you loud and clear.Buzz Lightyear,planet Earth needs your help!- On the way!- Buzz Lightyear!The world's greatest superhero,now the world's greatest toy!Buzz has it all!Locking wrist communicator!- Calling Buzz Lightyear!- Karate-chop action!- Wow!- Pulsating laser light!- Total annihilation!- Multi-phrase voice simulator!There's a secret missionin uncharted space.There's a secret missionin uncharted space.And best of all,high pressure space wings!- To infinity and beyond!- Not a flying toy.Get your Buzz Lightyearaction figure and savea galaxy near you!-Buzz Lightyear!-Available at all Al's Toy Barnoutlets in the Tri-county area.Out among the stars I sitWay beyond the moonIn my silver ship I sailTo a dreamthat ended too soonNow I knowExactly who I amand what I'm here forYou are a toy!You can't fly!And I will go sailingNo moreBut no, it can't be trueI could fly if I wanted toLike a bird in the skyIf I believed I could flyWhy, I'd flyTo infinity and beyond!Clearly IWill go sailingNo moreMom! Mom, have you seenmy Sally doll?What, dear?What was that?Never mind!Buzz, the coast is clear.Buzz, where are you?There's a secret missionin uncharted space. Let's go.Really? That isso interesting.Would you like some tea,Mrs. Nesbitt?- Buzz!- It's so nice you could join uson such late notice.- Oh, no.- What a lovely hat,Mrs. Nesbitt.It goes quite wellwith your head.Hannah! Oh, Hannah!Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.I'll be right back.What is it, Mom?Mom, where are you?Buzz! Hey! Buzz, are you okay?Gone! It's all gone.All of it's gone.Bye-bye. Whoo-whoo. See ya.- What happened to you?- One minute you're defendingthe whole galaxy,and suddenly you find yourselfsuckin' down Darjeeling...with Marie Antoinetteand her little sister.I think you've had enough teafor today.- Let's get yououtta here, Buzz.- Don't you get it?You see the hat?I am Mrs. Nesbitt!Snap out of it, Buzz!I-I-I'm-- I'm sorry, I--You're right.I am just a little depressed,that's all. I--I-I can get through this.- Oh, I'm a sham!- Shh!- Look at me.- Quiet, Buzz!I can't even fly outof a window.But the hat looked good?Tell me the hat looked good.- The apron is a bit much.- Out the window!Buzz, you're a genius!Come on, come on. This way.Years of academy trainingwasted!- B-3.- Miss! G-6.Ohh! You sunk it!- Are you peeking?- Oh, quit your whiningand pay up.No, no, not the ear.Give me the nose. Come on.How about three out of five?Hey, guys! Guys!- Hey!- Son of a building block!- It's Woody.- He's in the psycho's bedroom.- H-H-Hi!- Everyone! It's Woody!- Woody?- You're kidding!- Woody!We're gonna get outof here, Buzz.Buzz?- Hey, look!- Woody!Oh, boy, am I gladto see you guys!- I knew you'd come back, Woody!- What are you doin' over there?It's a long story, Bo.I'll explain later.Here! Catch this!Whoa! I got it, Woody!- He got it, Woody!- Good goin', Slink!- Now just, justtie it on to somethin'.- Wait, wait, wait, wait.- I got a better idea.How about we don't?- Hey!- Potato Head!- Did you all takestupid pills this morning?Have you forgotten what he didto Buzz? And now you want tolet him back over here?No! No, no. No, no, no, no, no.You got it--You got it all wrong,Potato Head.Buzz is fine. Buzz isright here. He's with me.- You are a liar!- No, I'm not!Buzz, come over here and j-justtell the nice toys that you're--that you're not dead.Just a sec! Buzz, will youget up here and give me a hand?That's very funny, Buzz.This is serious!Hey, Woody, where'd ya go?He's lying. Buzz ain't there.Oh, hi, Buzz.Why don't you say helloto the guys over there?Hiya, fellas!To infinity and beyond!Hey, look! It's Buzz!Yeah! Hey, Buzz, let's showthe guys our new secretbest-friends handshake.- Give me five, man!- Something's screwy here.So you see, we're friends now,guys. Aren't we, Buzz?You bet. Give me a hug.- Oh, I love you too.- See? It is Buzz.- Now give back the lights,Potato Head.- Wait just a minute.- What are you tryin' to pull?- Nothin'.- Oh, that is disgusting.- Murderer!- No! No, no, no, no, no!- You murdering dog!- It's not what you think,I swear!- Save it for the jury!I hope Sid pullsyour voice box out, you creep.No! No! No, no!Don't leave! Don't leave!Y-Ya gotta help us, please!-You don't knowwhat it's like over here!-Come on, let's get out of here.Go back to your lives, citizens.Show's over.Come back! Slink!Slink, please!Please listen to me!No! No, come back!Slinky!Buzz!Go away, you disgusting freaks!All right, back!Back, you cannibals!He is still alive and you're--you're not gonna get him,you monsters!What are you doin'?Hey. Hey, they fixed you.But-- But they're cannibals. Wesaw them eat those other toys.Uh, sorry. I-I-I thoughtthat you were gonna,you kn--you know, eat my friend.Hey, no, no. Hey. Hey!What's wrong?- Sid!- Not now, Mom! I'm busy!Sid!Buzz, come on, get up!Use your legs!Fine! Let Sid trash you!But don't blame me!It came! It finally came!"The Big One.""Extremely dangerous.Keep out of reach of children."Cool! What am I gonna blow?Man! Hey, where's thatwimpy cowboy doll?Yes.I've always wanted to puta spaceman into orbit.Yes.Oh, no!Oh, man!Sid Phillips reporting.Launch of the shuttle has beendelayed due to adverse weatherconditions at the launch site.Tomorrow's forecast? Sunny.Sweet dreams.I looked everywhere, honey, butall I could find was your hat.W-What if we leave them behind?Oh, don't worry, honey.I'm sure we'll find Woody andBuzz before we leave tomorrow.- I need air.- Will you quit moving around?I'm sorry. It's just thatI get-- I get so nervousbefore I travel.How did I get stuck with youas a moving buddy?Everyone else was picked.Oh, Woody.If only you could seehow much Andy misses you.Psst! Psst! Hey, Buzz!Hey. Get over hereand see if you can getthis tool box off me.Oh, come on, Buzz, I--Buzz, I can't do thiswithout you.I need your help.I can't help.I can't help anyone.Why, sure you can, Buzz.You can get me out of here.And then I'll getthat rocket off you and we'llmake a break for Andy's house.Andy's house, Sid's house.What's the difference?Oh, Buzz, you've had a big fall.Y-You must not be thinkingclearly.No, Woody, for the first timeI am thinking clearly.You were right all along.I'm not a Space Ranger.I'm just a toy. A stupidlittle insignificant toy.Whoa. Hey. Wait a minute.Being a toy is a lot betterthan being a, a Space Ranger.- Yeah, right.- No, it is.Look, over in that houseis a kid who thinksyou are the greatest,and it's not becauseyou're a Space Ranger, pal.It's because you're a toy.You are his toy.- But why would Andy want me?- Why would Andy want you?Look at you!You're a Buzz Lightyear!Any other toy would give uphis moving parts just to be you.You've got wings!You glow in the dark! You talk!Your helmet does that--that-- that "whoosh" thing.You are a cool toy.As a matter of fact,you're too cool.I mean-- I mean, what chancedoes a toy like me have...against a Buzz Lightyearaction figure?All I can do is--There's a snake in my boots!Why would Andy ever want toplay with me when he's got you?I'm the one that should bestrapped to that rocket.Listen, Buzz, forget about me.You should get out of herewhile you can.- Buzz, what are you doin'?I thought you--- Come on, Sheriff.There's a kid over in that housewho needs us. Now let's get youout of this thing.- Hit it!- Yes, sir!Come on, Buzz, we can do it.- Woody! It's the moving van!- We gotta get out of here now.Come on, Buzz.All right.- Buzz. Hey, I'm out!- Almost there.I wanna ride the pony.Whew.Woody. Woody, are you all right?No, I'm fine. I'm okay.Oh, yeah!Time for liftoff! Whoo!To infinity and beyond!Whoo-hoo!Back! Back!Down! Down!Okay, what do I do?Come on, Woody, think.Guys!No, no, no, no, wait!Wait. Listen. Please!There's a good toy down thereand he's-- he's gonna be blownto bits in a few minutes,all because of me.We gotta save him.But I need your help.Please. He's my friend.He's the only one I've got.Thank you.Okay, I think I knowwhat to do.We're going to have to breaka few rules, but if it worksit'll help everybody.Houston to Mission Control.Come in, Control.Launchpad is being constructed.All right, listen up.I need Pump Boy here.Ducky, here. Legs?You're with Ducky.RollerBob and I don't move'til we get the signal. Clear?Okay. Let's move!Wind the frog!Wait for the signal.Go!All right, let's go!I'll get it!Now!I'm coming, I'm coming.Whoa! Scud!Stupid dog.Lean back!Uh, Mission Control,is the launchpadconstruction complete?Uh, roger. Rocket is nowsecured to guide wire.We are currently obtainingthe ignition sticks.- Countdown will commencemomentarily. Stand by.- Let's go.Hey, Mom!Where are the matches?- Oh, wait, here they are.Never mind!- Woody! Great!- Help me out of this thing.- Shh!- What?- It's okay.Everything's under control.- Woody, what are you doing ?- Houston, all systems are go.Requesting permission to launch.Hey. How'd you get out here?Oh, well. You and Ican have a cookout later.Houston, do we havepermission to launch?Uh, roger. Permission granted.You are confirmedat T-minus ten seconds...and counting.Ten, nine, eight, seven,six, five, four, three,two, one--Reach for the sky.- Huh?- This town ain't big enoughfor the two of us.What?Somebody's poisonedthe water hole.- It's busted.- Who are you calling"busted," buster?- Huh?- That's right.- I'm talking to you,Sid Phillips.- Huh?We don't likebein' blown up, Sid.- Or smashed. Or ripped apart.- We?That's right. Your toys.Mama! Mama!Mama! Mama!Mama!From now on you must takegood care of your toys,because if you don't,we'll find out, Sid.We toys can see everything.So play nice.We did it! We did it! Yes!The toys! The toys are alive!N-Nice toy.What's wrong, Sid? Don't youwant to play with Sally?Nice work, fellas. Good job.Coming out of the ground--what a touch.That was a stroke of genius.Woody.Thanks.Everybody say, "Bye, House!"- Woody! The van!- Bye, House.We gotta run! Thanks, guys!Quick!Just go! I'll catch up!Come on!You can do it, Woody!I made it.Ow! Get away, you stupid dog!Down! Down!Hold on, Woody!I can't do it.Take care of Andy for me!No!Buzz!- Ow!- Are we there already?- Woody?- Woody!- How did you--- How'd he get here?- Where have you--What happened-- Ow!- What's goin' on?- What's the-- What's he takin'?- Aha! There you are!Hey, what's he doing?He's at it again!- Get him!- Come on!Get him!Aah! Aah! No! No!No, no, no, no, wait!Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Pig pile!- Get out of that car!- Move it!- Whew.- No, please! Youdon't understand!Buzz is out there!We gotta help him!- Toss him overboard!- No, no, no, no! Wait! Aaah!- Hooray!- So long, Woody!- Ohh, Woody!- Ohh!- Oh! Well, thanks for the ride!- Look out! Aaaah!Now let's catch upto that truck!- Guys! Guys!Woody's riding R.C.!- What?And Buzz is with him!- Ohh!- What? Buzz?Itis Buzz!Woody was telling the truth!- What have we done?- Great! Now I have guilt!We're almost there!- Rocky, the ramp!- Come on, Woody, Buzz!You can do it!Look out!Quick! Hold on to my tail!Atta boy, Slink!Uhh! Woody!- Woody, speed up!- Speed up!The batteries!They're running out!Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!- Whoa!- Aaaah!Hakuna MatataWhat a wonderful phraseI can't hold on much longer!Slink, hang on!Ouch!Great.- Woody! The rocket!- The match!Yes! Thank you, Sid!No! No, no! No!No!Oh, no, no, no,no, no, no, no!No!- Woody, what are you doing?- Hold still, Buzz.You did it! Next stop, Andy.Wait a minute.I just lit a rocket.Rockets explode!I should've held on longer.Look! Look! It's Woody and Buzzcoming up fast!Woody!Run! Take cover!Aah! This is the partwhere we blow up!Not today.Hey, Buzz! You're flying!This isn't flying.This is falling with style.To infinity and beyond!Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck.We're not aiming for the truck.- Hey! Wow!- What? What is it?- Woody! Buzz!- Oh, great! You found 'em.Where were they?- Here in the car!- See?Now, what did I tell you?Right where you left 'em.- Which one can I open first?- Let's let Molly open one.- Frankincense, this is Myrrh.- Hey, heads up, everybody!- It's show time!- Oh! It's time!Oh. Bo. There's gotta be a lesspainful way to get my attention.Merry Christmas, Sheriff.- Say, isn't that mistletoe?- Mm-hmm.Maybe Andy'll get anotherdinosaur, like a leaf eater.That way I could playthe, uh, dominant predator!- Quiet, everyone, quiet.- Molly's first present is...Mrs. Potato Head!Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!- Way to go, Idaho!- Gee, I'd better shave.Come in, Frankincense.Andy is now openinghis first present. It's--- Buzz. Buzz Lightyear.- I can't quite--- You are not worried, are you?- Me? No.- make out--- No. No, no, no, no, no, no.Mm-mmm.A large box.It's, it's, it's--- Are you?- Oh, now, Buzz.What could Andy possibly getthat is worse than you?Oh, what is it? What is it?Wow! A puppy!You've got a friend in meYou've got a friend in meWhen the road looksrough aheadAnd you're miles and milesfrom your nice, warm bedYou just rememberwhat your old pal saidBoy, you've got a friend in meYeah, you've got a friend in meYou've got a friend in meYou've got a friend in meIf you got troublesThen I got 'em tooThere isn't anythingI wouldn't do for youIf we stick togetherwe can see it through'Cause you've got a friend in meYou've got a friend in meNow, some other folks might bea little bit smarter than I am- Bigger and stronger too- MaybeBut none of them will everlove you the way I doIt's me and you, boyAnd as the years go byOur friendship will never dieYou're gonna seeit's our destinyYou've got a friend in meYou've got a friend in meYou've got a friend in me================= =================
