Our whole universe was in ahot dense state,
宇宙一度又燙又稠密
Then nearly fourteen billion years agoexpansion started. Wait…
140億年前終于爆了炸 等著瞧…
The Earth began to cool,
地球開始降溫
The autotrophs began to drool,
自養(yǎng)生物來起哄
Neanderthalsdeveloped tools,
穴居人發(fā)明工具
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
我們建長城（我們建金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
數(shù)學(xué)自然科學(xué) 歷史 揭開神秘
That all started with the big bang!
一切由大爆炸開始
“Since the dawn of man” isreally not that long,
其實人類歷史沒有多久
As every galaxy was formed inless time than it takes to sing this song.
星系形成時間比唱完這支歌還要短
Afraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒間便形成了
Thebipeds stood up straight,
兩足動物直立行走
The dinosaurs all met theirfate,
恐龍都得認(rèn)命了
They tried to leap but they were late
想要突變 沒來得及
Andthey all died (they froze their asses off)
就死光光了（pp都凍成了化石）
The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陸
See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya
拜拜 才不想學(xué)你
Set in motion by thesame big bang!
都是爆炸惹的禍
It all started with the big BANG!
一切從大爆炸開始
It’s expanding ever outwardbut one day
宇宙向外膨脹 但有一天
It will cause the stars to go the otherway,
星球會反方向運動
Collapsing ever inward, we won’t be here, it wont behurt
向內(nèi)坍塌 反正我們不在了 不會覺得疼
Our best and brightest figure that it’llmake an even bigger bang!
我們美好光輝的形象將引發(fā)一場更大的爆炸
Australopithecus would reallyhave been sick of us
南方古猿肯定不爽我們
Debating out while here they’recatching deer (we’re catching viruses)
在他們捉鹿時唧唧歪歪 （我們現(xiàn)在捉電腦病毒了）
Religionor astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
宗教 天文 e百科 舊約申命記
It all startedwith the big bang!
一切從大爆炸開始
Music and mythology, Einsteinand astrology
音樂 神話 愛因斯坦 占星術(shù)
It all started with the big bang!
一切從大爆炸開始
It all started with the big BANG!
一切從大爆炸開始
——”The Big Bang Theory” Theme(by Barenaked Ladies)
歌詞及翻譯轉(zhuǎn)自網(wǎng)絡(luò)
