men are hard to please
男人很難取悅!!
the problems with guys:
男人的問題是：
if u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him;
如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．
if u don't, he says u are proud.
對他不好，他說妳驕傲．
if u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．
if u don\'t, he says u are from kampong.
如果不，他說妳是鄉(xiāng)下來的
if u argue with him, he says u are stubborn;
如果妳跟他理論，他說妳固執(zhí)
if u keep quiet, he says u have no brains.
如果妳沉默，他說妳沒大腦！
if u are smarter than him, he\'ll lose face;
如果妳比他聰明，他說那是小聰明
if he\'s smarter than u, he is great.
如果他比你聰明，他就是有智慧！
if u don\'t love him, he tries to possess u;
如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳
if u love him, he will try to leave u.(very true huh?)
如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．
if u don\'t make love with him., he says u don\'t love him;
如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他
if u do!! he says u are cheap.
如果跟他做，他說你賤！
if u tell him your problem, he says u are troublesome;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩
if u don\'t, he says that u don\'t trust him.
如果不，他說妳不信任他
if u scold him, u are like a nanny to him;
如果妳罵他，妳好象他奶媽
if he scolds u, it is because he cares for u.
如果他罵妳，是表示他\"關心\"妳
if u break your promise, u cannot be trusted;
如果你不守承諾，你就是沒有信用
if he breaks his,he is forced to do so.
如果他不守承諾，他是迫不得已的
if u smoke, u are bad girl;
如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女孩
if he smokes, he is gentleman.
如果他吸煙，他是紳士
if u do well in your exams, he says it\'s luck;
如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣
if he does well, it\'s brains.
如果他考得好，他說是實力！
if u hurt him, u are cruel;
如果妳傷害了他，表示妳很殘忍
if he hurts u, u are too sensitive!!
如果他傷害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！
so hard to please!!!!!
if u send this to guys, they will swear that it\'s not true.......
如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發(fā)誓以上是不正確的．．
but if u don\'t they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．．
