1 ：我的優(yōu)點(diǎn)是：我很帥；但是我的缺點(diǎn)是：我?guī)浀貌幻黠@。
My advantage is that I am handsome, but my shortcoming is that it is obvious
that I am not handsome enough.
2 ：談錢不傷感情，談感情最他媽傷錢。
Talking about money does not hurt feelings;
but damn that it really took me much money in talking about our feeling.
3 ：我詛咒你一輩子買方便面沒有調(diào)料包。
I curse you fever to buy instant noodles without flavoring packets.
4 ：雖然你身上噴了古龍水，但我還是能隱約聞到一股人渣味兒。
Although you sprayed some cologne, but I can still taste
some scummy smelt out of you.
5 ：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我攔住。她們說我?guī)?，我不承認(rèn)。
她們就打我，還說我虛偽。
Once I went shopping on street, a group of girls stopped me.They said that
I was handsome .But I admitted it, and then they beat me and
said I was hypocritical.
6：史上最神秘的部門：有關(guān)部門?！ ?br>The most mysterious department in the history is the department concerned.
7 ：我這輩子只有兩件事不會：這也不會，那也不會。
I have only two things that I can't do in my life
–I can't do this and I can't do that.
8：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影?！ ?br>The others have their backgrounds, but I only have the sight of my back.
9：別把蝦米不當(dāng)海鮮?！ ?br>Never treat shrimps not as seafood.
10：我是天使，回不去天堂是因?yàn)轶w重的原因?！ ?br>I am an angel, but I can't go back to heaven just because of my weight.
11：騙子太多，傻子明顯不夠用了?！ ?br>Since there are so many liars, it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
12：你的手機(jī)比話費(fèi)還便宜。
Your phone is much cheaper than the phone fare.
13：不怕偷兒帶工具，就怕偷兒懂科技！
Never afraid of thieves with tools, but afraid that they understand technology.
14：如果太陽不出來了，我就不去上班了；如果出來了，我就繼續(xù)睡覺！
If the sun does not come out, and I am not going to work;
if coming out, I would like to go to sleep!
15 ：白馬啊…你死去哪了！是不是你把王子弄丟了不敢來見我了。
Ah，White Horse ... Where are you dying ! Whether you lost the prince ，
so you did not dare to meet me .
