She is a woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable......
這就是女人！
吻她，不夠紳士，
不吻，不夠男人。
贊揚(yáng)她，“你必定是在撒謊。”
不吹捧，那你會(huì)“一無(wú)是處”。
百依百順，你真是個(gè)軟骨頭！
自作主張，八成是冷血?jiǎng)游铮?br>
不時(shí)噓寒問(wèn)暖，這人真是毫無(wú)情趣！
平時(shí)不聞不問(wèn)，你怎敢腳踩兩只船？
衣衫楚楚，定性為花花公子！
邋里邋遢，可憐你毫無(wú)情趣。
如若為她爭(zhēng)風(fēng)吃醋，那可非正人君子，
假如你敢不惱不怒，“你就這樣愛(ài)我嗎？”
如果你試圖調(diào)情，她說(shuō)你缺乏起碼的尊重，
如果你守規(guī)守矩，我難道還不能吸引你嗎？
你遲到一分鐘，“我等你可真難！”
假如是她遲到，“這樣才是女生。”
你要是去看哥們，“時(shí)間怎能這樣虛度？”
要是她拜訪朋友，“我們都是親親姊妹。”
偶爾吻一下，她就認(rèn)定你“冰山一塊”。
時(shí)常親吻吧，她會(huì)嚷：“占我便宜呀！”
不幫她過(guò)街，“你可真沒(méi)素質(zhì)！”
如若獻(xiàn)殷勤，“男人的小伎倆。”
你若膽敢瞟一眼其他女人，調(diào)戲其他女人，那你死定了！
假如是她被其他男人死盯，真是沒(méi)的法子，魅力的表現(xiàn).........
你剛想張嘴，她就讓你傾聽(tīng)，
你還沒(méi)豎耳，她會(huì)讓你說(shuō)話。
女人啊，
你看似簡(jiǎn)單，卻又復(fù)雜，
你是如此軟弱，可又那么強(qiáng)硬，
你是十分地可惡，又有百分的俏麗，
你是這樣令人不解，可又那般吸引我們......
