A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison
I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Television show
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story
There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon.
-- Giraudoux
The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas
The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows
Woman was God's second mistake.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, 1913
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
