Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your c...
One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word Dady to teach th...
Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay. I m a great salesman. Harry told himself. I can sell anything. Ill go in and ask for that job. He went into the building and spoke to the manager. Im...
A husband said to his wife, Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish? Well, his wife answered at once. The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them. Notes: (1...
Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper Enjoy country life. Spend a few weeks at Willow Farm. Good food,...
The girl found the go-between and said, You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didnt you tell me this before ? I have told you. said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you...
Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didnt know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man. After the servant gave the note to th...
Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. The more you buy, the cheaper they are. is that so? said my father-in...
Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimedes principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the...
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. W...
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dogs tail, so this dog barked. The blind man...
A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. Stop, stop, a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, you cant catch it ! I must, the young fellow s...
